Hi, I need to end my life soon. Does anyone here know what is the best way to do it?

lol...the rhetoric of your little story pretty much proves that you don't want to actually kill yourself but rather that you want attention....so! don't attempt suicide because you're the type of person that would purposely not succeed for attention and then end up being forced into a psyc center where you would truly want to kill yourself but not have the ability to....my suggestion is so turn to drugs....shrooms will make you feel like the most valuable person in the world... k go!