Joke for you. I live in the Deep South. Where do you live?

I live in Indiana and the only one that applies, is switching the A/C to heat in the same day. Its been that way lately. I've never met the Mayor. I live in a big city. Tractors don't drive through the city, and are not allowed on the interstate. Traffic jams, are waiting in construction lines and when everybody and their mother is trying to get into downtown to work at the same time. I learned grammar in elementary school. I have never travel anywhere exotic because I can't afford it, but know several adjectives, I could use to describe it.